St. Agrestis Phony Negroni brings the bitter-sweet intrigue of the original, minus the booze. Crafted in Brooklyn with 30 organic botanicals, this non-alcoholic dupe has all the familiar bite and complexity. Best enjoyed over ice with an orange twist. It’s the real deal for anyone skipping the gin but still after the ritual and reward—no FOMO required!

(You could use this as a regular Negroni base and add gin or Prosecco ... we won't tell.)